I would take this opportunity to admonish the Irish team for their performance today. Not that they played poorly - quite the opposite, but I had a speech prepared, congratulating them on their cunning ruse of letting the english win, to lull them into a false sense of security. Now, I have to throw that out in favour of a more prosaic, figurative, pat on the team's collective back. 46-13 is quite something.
Now, time to pack up the tricolour and put it back in the attic until St.Paddy's day.
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it's the internet's Biz!!! the ultimate 'thy flesh consumed' sesqupedeliast.
spot the reference, get 10 bonus points
hmm. wikipedia tells me it comes from the final level of 'ultimate doom'; a game i have not had the pleasure of playing.
i'll expect my bonus points in unmarked bank notes, placed a sealed bin liner. details of where to leave them for collection will follow.
no wikipedia allowed, it was in the original contract
if you can produce said contract within a reasonable timeframe, i shall accept the result of the competition as void, but failing that, you are required to leave the winnings in the nearest cash-disposal receptacle (easily spotted, as they also double as public waste-disposal mediums)
be still my beating heart
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